typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

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sassy-snow-queen:

eldiablocabra:

i-wanna-build-a-sn0wman:

flawlessspecter:

hiccuptherunt:

sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!

I’M TRYING SO HARD NOT TO SCREAM

I CAN FEEL MY FACE TURNING RED

SEND HELP

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manicengineer:

and that’s pretty much skyrim

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bluepueblo:

Ancient Door, Tuscany, Italy
photo via susan

bluepueblo:

Ancient Door, Tuscany, Italy

photo via susan

Apparently I’m the knower of things and problems for friends and it’s nice to know that they trust me so much. 

But…

I’m kind of reaching that point of more than I can handle.  And I can’t vent to most of my other friends because it’s the kind of stuff that’s got the confidentiality with it and a lot of my friends are friends with each other. So barring the one or two people that aren’t connected to the others in any way shape or form I’m kind of screwed for my own friends are having problems plz help unloading.

I just feel too guilty and selfish if someone comes to me with a secret problem or a burden.  It’s pretty much physically impossible to say “I’m sorry, I love you, but I have way more than I can deal with going on right now go talk to someone else.”

heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

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